What is this?

agentbartowski:

A girl came into class today crying because she met Beyonce this morning.

Our teacher told her to go home and gave her an excused absence.

(via ihatemyparents)

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

• bop it
• pull it
• twist it

(via loocylu)

Send me a ‘would you’ or ‘are you’ ask.

I am only allowed to answer with a ‘yes’ or a ‘no’.

I’m not allowed to delete or ignore any asks sent.

(via fuck-society-eat-donuts)

thequeenstons:

horny has become less of a mood for me and more of a personality trait

(via tardust)